Author Archives: thekindergardenkid

About thekindergardenkid

I like to write. I like to write silly children's poems. I put them on here to have a reason to keep writing them.

Personal Santa Letters

There is only a handful of years where your kids believe in Santa – why not make the most of it this year with a personal letter to your child from the big guy himself? I am writing personal letters … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

LOST

Have you seen it? Is it there? I can’t find it anywhere. I thought I left it on the chair, The great big blue one by the stairs. It’s really strange, I have to say. It’s not like it just … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

HALLOWEEN PARTY POOPER

Whoever planned bobbing for apples, Should be out bobbing for brains. I’d rather be dead than soaking my head. What do you think, I’m insane? And what’s with these lame decorations? They’re not scary or spooky at all. As a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

ROAD TRIP

I’ve stared out the window and stared at my feet. I’ve tossed and turned and squirmed in my seat. I’ve counted fence posts and telephone lines, I’ve annoyed my parents with whimpers and whines. I’ve looked for faces and shapes … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Halloween Goodies

Enjoy these Halloween poems and have a spooky season! WHY I HATE TO DECORATE Carving out a pumpkin face, To make the house a scary place Stringing cobwebs everywhere, On the doors and down the stairs. I gave the room … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Monkey House

Two monkeys lived inside a house, Until their landlord kicked them out. You see, the landlord didn’t like, Their monkey business day and night. Now they both live in the trees, And do monkey business as they please.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Camping 4 Ways

The tent fell down to the ground in the middle of the night. It dropped upon our sleeping heads, giving us a fright. At first we thought the broken tent was the biggest pain, Then the clouds un-parted, the thunder … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Brown Beard

Old Brown Beard was a pirate, Cut from a different cloth. And all the other pirates, Would look at him and scoff. He didn’t say what pirates say, Or do what pirates do. He didn’t sail a pirate ship, He … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

SUPER DUPER

Thanks to the Super League for giving me time, To speak about something that’s been on my mind. I know we’re all busy, so I’ll do my best, To keep things moving with just one request. But first, let me … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

The Dog Days of Spring

Like any kid, I love the spring, Listening to the robins sing.   The gravel-y roads, the blooming flowers. The days with longer sunshine hours.   But . . .   There is a thing, About the spring, That’s really … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment